There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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