So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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