Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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