i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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