my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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