I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My legs feel like baby dolphins
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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