If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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