thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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