kristin has been a bad kristin
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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