I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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