Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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