stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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