Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
