it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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