Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
