Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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