coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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