My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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