So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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