in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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