The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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