glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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