what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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