my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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