stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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