Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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