He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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