Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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