I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
how does that bad decision feel?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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