therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You took a bar mat shot.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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