True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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