Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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