You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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