can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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