IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she told me i tasted like america
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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