belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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