he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Randomize
