idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
