I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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