Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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