If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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