bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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