You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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