nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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