Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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