Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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