The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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