if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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