How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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