One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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