But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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