he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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