I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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