He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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