dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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