you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
tell me about the fingering
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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